¿Quién dice que no quiero a tu madre, si yo la quiero igual que a la cerveza.
La esposa, conocedora de la pasión de su cónyuge por la cerveza, le dice con tono de interrogación:
¿Tu quieres a mi mamá igual que a la cerveza?
Sí, quiero a tu madre como a la cerveza, porque la quiero fría, con la boca abierta y echando espuma.
Por si las moscas tres
Va Manolo a una farmacia:
"Oiga, me puede vender un preservativo porque esta noche voy a cenar con la familia de la chica con la que salgo desde hace tres meses y después, a ver si cae".
Mientras el farmacéutico lo atiende, Manolo se queda pensando y dice:
"Bueno, mejor me pone dos porque esta chica tiene una hermana que no está nada mal e igual cae también".
El farmacéutico regresa por otro preservativo y Manolo dice:
"Bueno, mejor me va usted a dar tres porque la madre es una cachonda que pone los cuernos a su marido y ya metidos en harina..."
LLega la hora de la cena y aquí tenemos al Manolo comiendo sin quitarse la gabardina, con el cuello subido y la cabeza agachada. Al acabar, cuando han salido de la casa, va la chica y le dice:
the WWE Championship at Armageddon, its about time they actually give it to him, and stop giving it to the people who have already had it and stuff. Jeff deserves it, hes been in the buisness for over 10 years. If they dont give it to him,im gonna... BE REAL MAD :(^^^^^^that photo should have Jeff with the WWE Championship as well,then both The Hardy Boyz are champions!>.<
This is not a popularity stunt but a way for the new people to learn from the more experienced and everyone getting advice. Here all your questions will be answered.
SANTO DOMINGO (R. Dominicana).- Milly Quezada ofreció en la discoteca Jet Set una fiesta a casa llena dando inicio a las navidades dominicanas y en la cual también participaron el salcero Sexapeal y el merenguero Tulile.
La intérprete de "Volvió Juanita", hizo gala de una voz cantando los temas que marcaron su carrera como "La Guacherna", "Sólo contigo" y "Vive".
Pero el momento donde comenzó la fiesta fue cuando cantó los temas alusivos a las fechas como "Volvió Juanita", y su reciente "Cheque al portador".
Subió al escenario a las once de la noche con "Sólo faltas tú" contando con el apoyo del público, concluido el cual pidió a las mujeres abrazar a sus compañeros.
"Doy las gracias a Dios y a todos ustedes por estar presentes en el verdadero inicio de la Navidad", dijo la dos veces ganadora del premio Grammy.
Al finalizar, subió a tarima el salsero dominicano Sexappeal, para cantar a dúo con Milly el tema "La negra tiene tumbao¨, y "Kimbara Kumbara", en honor a Celia Cruz.
También cantó a dúo con el merenguerto Tulile "Para darte mi vida", una de las más aplaudidas de la noche.
Ghostcrawler provided a bit of an update yesterday on the ETA of WoW Dual Specs. He makes it clear that while they'd love to have them in patch 3.1 (which is when we'll see Ulduar and some other post Wrath), he doesn't want to say something and then not deliver - only to get players upset.
WoW Dual specs are a feature that's very much looked forward to by many players, in particular tanks and healers. No longer will players have to spend horrendous amounts of gold just to enjoy both solo content and group content. The introduction of them will truly be game changing for many folks.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that we'll see dual specs appear in wow 3.1. The 3.0.4 PTR should be coming around shortly, and I wouldn't be surprised to see a 3.1 PTR shortly after the beginning of the new year. So maybe if I'm lucky around February or March next year I won't be spending 400g/week respecing.
Ghostcrawler provided a bit of an update yesterday on the ETA of WoW Dual Specs. He makes it clear that while they'd love to have them in patch 3.1 (which is when we'll see Ulduar and some other post Wrath), he doesn't want to say something and then not deliver - only to get players upset.
WoW Dual specs are a feature that's very much looked forward to by many players, in particular tanks and healers. No longer will players have to spend horrendous amounts of gold just to enjoy both solo content and group content. The introduction of them will truly be game changing for many folks.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that we'll see dual specs appear in wow 3.1. The 3.0.4 PTR should be coming around shortly, and I wouldn't be surprised to see a 3.1 PTR shortly after the beginning of the new year. So maybe if I'm lucky around February or March next year I won't be spending 400g/week respecing.
I want to take this oppoprtunity to thank all of you who took the time to voice your views about the possibility of doing a live blog with a WWE Legend or Hall of Famer. And did I think that it was going to be anything else but positive? Nope. And thanks for alll of your outstanding suggestions as to who you would like to chat with!!
That being said, I am delighted to let all of you know that on Thursday, December 18, I will be conducting our first live blog here in the WWE Universe with a "blast from the past". Our working title will be known as "The Finkel Factor", and we plan on having the blog from 7-8 PM, ET.
Later this week I will have confirmation as to who our first guest will be, so please check back. This blog is just to let you know that we'll be starting the car soon, and not only take a trip down memory lane, but also get views on what our guest thinks of today's WWE, etc. Hopefully we will make this a monthly blog, perhaps even more frequent that that. We'll see.
I am really looking forward to this venture; I hope you are too. Thanks again!
DERREK IF I'M SO UGLY WHY JORDAN WANT ME SO BAD??? WZUP BOO..
7:50 PM KOBE SAID WZUP HOOTIE, THEY LOVE HOOTIE... WZUP BOO, HE COOL
BOTH LEO'S (KOBE AND HOOTIE) HI BABY...
It makes me NUTS to keep all these secrets and ordered NOT TO TELL WHO I AM... but if I cannot have you plan B baby all because THEY said I could NOT DO IT for not OTHER reason THAN THAT... Now Mother King want BERNICE on the platform when OBAMA & MICHELLE SWEAR IN... how you know me?